Affording the Rock N Roll Lifestyle

Me Wants

I could totally pick up some fly homeys in these.

And really this bag is pretty fly too.

Damn It

1. Hit in the Temple with a Flying Bug

2. Camera has stopped working

3. Tomorrow is trash day and I haven’t collected it

4. Rent is Due

5. I left my mowing shoes outside with the suicidal bugs

Lawn Care at it’s Finest?

If you’ve been keeping up with the fun and exciting time of my lawn you know all about the hole. And the dirt piles. Well today was mowing day. Even though I clearly missed a bit.

Anyway, if you look at the strip of gray now it’s all different. The gray is some sort of dirt/sand mixture. Mostly sand I believe. The question is, how do you mow the green bits?

And check out the size of the date bush. My car likes to hide behind it.

Over Thinking Stuff

Relationships are funny things. Living in the same town and being able to pop over at anytime is definitely different than arranging vacations just to hang out. And then when you have to arrange you start noticing that everyone is acting funny. Is it because they are into you and realized that it is silly at this point or the more likely that I don’t dig you anymore and am just a friend. Is that making them uncomfortable? If so, is that why they would do and say certain things when living in the same time. Because they knew that I did dig them and it would keep me in a sort of worship state. This is what I think of when waiting for The Daily Show.

Tell me of your home world Usul

I was going to take a picture of the roach in my bedroom the other morning, but it’s just too big and scary for that.

Saw Hot Student #1 today, since there is only about 400 students total why wouldn’t I? He was still hot today.

Also got new health insurance and have to redo the direct deposit. Sometimes these things happen.

Next weekend with the holiday and all I am planning to head back to Chapel Hill. There are many bars and perhaps Gorilla will venture down for the party.

I’ve booked the flight to MSP and purchased little baby things for Ms. Heidi and little baby Vanger.

And I wasn’t bashing Mordechai the Hammer, in fact I was enjoying it quite a bit. I was just saying these things seem to come in threes and I must be on the lookout for airborn Jewish men or women for that matter.

And me going off on the melting pot of America really has to do more with being disappointed in the education I received and the xenophobia that is apparently inherent in mankind (and by mankind I mean the human race). The Daily Show interview last night was so upsetting and for the exact same reasons of me generally being pissed off and wanting to destroy Diet Pepsi (56K realone) and what it is suppose to represent.

Don’t get me started. Law & Order is on. Hey, sociologist! Here’s a study for you: are the fans of Law & Order more or less knowledgeable about their own state laws than none Law & Order watchers? This question was thought up after the discussion of the CSI Effect.

Last Story I Swear

Okay..I’m in Southern Georgia. The hotness of the men here is um…not what it was in Chapel Thrill, or even the Baja Bean in Staunton. Oh yeah, HOT bartender. HOT. Anyway, there is Hot Student #1. He is, well, hot. He’s Vin Diesel if Vin was Puerto Rican. Wait, Vin is Puerto Rican. So I guess more Puerto Rican and less white actor-ish.

So Hot Student #1 asked for help today regarding the computer. I could help. It was great. Later when I was manning the circulation desk he walked by and smiled. Now this is fine, except I was having a conversation with the boss. And the boss said, “oh he likes you.” And I with my snarky snarky self said, “he better, he’s hot.” Sometimes I’m just really not meant to be a professional librarian.

Speaking of which, there is an open invitation for those of you who don’t want to be librarians anymore to come and be my houseboy or girl. Basically just freaking occupy the house and like make me cocktails or something.

What’s up with the Jews

On my road trip I stopped by the Public Library and checked out a book on CD, as everyone is doing these days. I got Philip Roth’s new book and really. Well, it reminds me of Ayn Rand’s. Things happen in that book that would just never happen. It seems so odd.

And then today on my lunch break I saw part of this movie. Since these thing come in three does that mean that somehow I will be smacked with some sort of Jewish man? Ooo smacked with a man.

Mighty Adventures in VA

VA! I say. I journeyed far. I had a pit stop to see Hottie McHothot in RTP. It was a good pit stop. Hottie made lunch, delicious chicken and mashed potatoes. I ventured forth from his pad and into Chapel Hill. I visited Pinky and bestowed a gift. I got sweet nectar from the Daily Grind. I tracked and captured one New Fish G. We foraged for snackies and were successful thanks to Pepper’s. In the cave of teenage ass I met an old alai. There was a rendevous with JennieD in her fortress of solitude. And then I was off towards VA.

I made it and was in the company of Poopsie Gorillabuns and Number 2. Who does Number 2 work for? I don’t know.

I just don’t know. ARG.

To sum up the weekend I give you beer

After 1700 and something miles I can say it was worth it. Yes it was. I’ll give you more detail on hot bartender in the Baja and scary Mexican food experience later.

Makes me Proud to be a Jayhawk

Love it when stuff like this happens. Tears of happiness really.